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Everything in Grimness

Grimness, Orkney Islands

Email Copy in Grimness

Half the Grimness search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.

from £100/email

What email copy looks like round here

Subject lines and body copy that get opens and clicks.

We work with Grimness businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Grimness businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "email copy grimness"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Email Copy — the Grimness map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Grimness is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Email Copy, and a word about Grimness

You won't win Grimness on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

The competition in Orkney Islands isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.

Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Grimness process.

Real-world example

Example: Email Copy in Grimness

Okafor Ltd — Grimness. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.

What we built

  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile

What happened

They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.

8 → 55

Enquiries / month

9.4s → 1.7s

Load time

19 days

Built in

£1800

Cost

"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."

Also in Grimness: Content Creation

Everything below has its own Grimness page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

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Email Copy without the Grimness bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

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Area Pages

Target every location you serve with locally focused content.

from £75/pageMore content creation

Blog Writing

Regular posts that build authority and bring in search traffic.

from £100/postMore content creation

Case Studies

Proof that you've done it before and done it well.

from £200

Email Copy near Grimness

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Grimness town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.