Guide Post, Northumberland
Product Descriptions in Guide Post
Half the Guide Post search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £25 each
What product descriptions looks like round here
Descriptions that sell the benefit, not just list the spec.
We work with Guide Post businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Guide Post businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "product descriptions guide post"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Product Descriptions — the Guide Post map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Guide Post is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Product Descriptions, and a word about Guide Post
You won't win Guide Post on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Guide Post job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Product Descriptions in Guide Post
Hargreaves & Daughters — Guide Post. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
11 → 34
Enquiries / month
7.9s → 1.5s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£1750
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Guide Post: Content Creation
Everything below has its own Guide Post page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Product Descriptions without the Guide Post bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Area Pages
Target every location you serve with locally focused content.
from £75/pageMore content creationBlog Writing
Regular posts that build authority and bring in search traffic.
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Proof that you've done it before and done it well.
from £200Product Descriptions near Guide Post
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Guide Post town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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