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Half Acres, City and Borough of Wakefield

Analytics in Half Acres

Half the Half Acres search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.

from £200

What analytics looks like round here

Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.

We work with Half Acres businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Half Acres businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "analytics half acres"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Analytics — the Half Acres map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Half Acres is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Analytics, and a word about Half Acres

You won't win Half Acres on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

Half the businesses round Half Acres are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.

Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Half Acres process.

Real-world example

Example: Analytics in Half Acres

Prendergast Trading — Half Acres. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.

What we built

  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover

What happened

Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.

10 → 60

Enquiries / month

8.9s → 1.4s

Load time

8 days

Built in

£1650

Cost

"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."

Also in Half Acres: Digital Marketing

Everything below has its own Half Acres page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Conversion OptimisationEmail MarketingFacebook AdsGoogle AdsInstagram AdsLanding PagesLead GenerationMarketing StrategySMS MarketingBusiness Websites

Analytics without the Half Acres bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All digital marketing
More digital marketing

Conversion Optimisation

Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.

from £350More digital marketing

Email Marketing

Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.

from £79/moMore digital marketing

Facebook Ads

Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.

from £300/mo + spend

Analytics near Half Acres

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Half Acres town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
Get in touch

Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.