
Half Acres, City and Borough of Wakefield
Menus in Half Acres
Half the Half Acres search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £99
What menus looks like round here
Food and drink menus that are easy to read and update.
We work with Half Acres businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Half Acres businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "menus half acres"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Menus — the Half Acres map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Half Acres is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Menus, and a word about Half Acres
You won't win Half Acres on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Half Acres process.
Real-world example
Example: Menus in Half Acres
Prendergast Trading — Half Acres. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
10 → 42
Enquiries / month
8.7s → 1.4s
Load time
14 days
Built in
£800
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Half Acres: Print Design
Everything below has its own Half Acres page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Menus without the Half Acres bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Half Acres town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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