
Halfpenny, Cumbria
Brand Guidelines in Halfpenny
Half the Halfpenny search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £650
What brand guidelines looks like round here
A rulebook so your brand stays consistent everywhere it appears.
We work with Halfpenny businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Halfpenny businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "brand guidelines halfpenny"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Brand Guidelines — the Halfpenny map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Halfpenny is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Brand Guidelines, and a word about Halfpenny
You won't win Halfpenny on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Half the businesses round Halfpenny are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your Halfpenny business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Brand Guidelines in Halfpenny
Prendergast Trading — Halfpenny. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
4 → 21
Enquiries / month
7.8s → 1.4s
Load time
14 days
Built in
£900
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Halfpenny: Branding & Design
Everything below has its own Halfpenny page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Brand Guidelines without the Halfpenny bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Brand Identity
Colours, fonts, tone and visuals that actually feel like you.
from £549More branding & designBusiness Stationery
Letterheads, compliment slips and cards that match your brand.
from £200More branding & designColour Schemes
A palette that works online, in print and on your van.
from £99Brand Guidelines near Halfpenny
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Halfpenny town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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