
Hammerpot, West Sussex
Analytics in Hammerpot
Hammerpot isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with Hammerpot businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Hammerpot businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics hammerpot"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the Hammerpot map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Hammerpot is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about Hammerpot
Hammerpot is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
We're not local to Hammerpot, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your Hammerpot business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in Hammerpot
Braithwaite Group — Hammerpot. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
9 → 56
Enquiries / month
7.1s → 1.1s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£2050
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Hammerpot: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Hammerpot page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the Hammerpot bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
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Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
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Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
from £300/mo + spendAnalytics near Hammerpot
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Hammerpot town centre.
- Analytics in Angmering1 km
- Analytics in Patching2 km
- Analytics in Poling2 km
- Analytics in Hangleton3 km
- Analytics in East Preston3 km
- Analytics in Crossbush3 km
- Analytics in Wepham4 km
- Analytics in Warningcamp4 km
- Analytics in Rustington4 km
- Analytics in Lyminster4 km
- Analytics in Arundel5 km
- Analytics in Littlehampton5 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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