Handside, Hertfordshire
Menus in Handside
Half the Handside search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £99
What menus looks like round here
Food and drink menus that are easy to read and update.
We work with Handside businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Handside businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "menus handside"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Menus — the Handside map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Handside is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Menus, and a word about Handside
You won't win Handside on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in Hertfordshire isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your Handside business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Menus in Handside
Pemberton Bros — Handside. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
8 → 40
Enquiries / month
6.6s → 1.3s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£2150
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Handside: Print Design
Everything below has its own Handside page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Menus without the Handside bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Menus near Handside
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Handside town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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