
Hareplain, Kent
Facebook Ads in Hareplain
Hareplain isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £300/mo + spend
What facebook ads looks like round here
Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
We work with Hareplain businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Hareplain businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "facebook ads hareplain"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Facebook Ads — the Hareplain map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Hareplain is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Facebook Ads, and a word about Hareplain
Hareplain is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
We're not local to Hareplain, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your Hareplain business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Facebook Ads in Hareplain
Merriman & Sons — Hareplain. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Plenty of traffic, no enquiries. People landed, got confused, and left to ring someone else.
What we built
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
What happened
Ranked top three locally for the phrases that actually pay, not vanity keywords.
3 → 71
Enquiries / month
6.9s → 1.6s
Load time
14 days
Built in
£1050
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Hareplain: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Hareplain page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Facebook Ads without the Hareplain bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Analytics
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
from £200More digital marketingConversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
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Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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