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Everything in Harpenden

Harpenden, Hertfordshire

Website Hosting in Harpenden

Harpenden isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.

from £15/mo

What website hosting looks like round here

Reliable UK hosting with SSL, backups and monitoring.

We work with Harpenden businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Harpenden businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "website hosting harpenden"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 29,448 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Website Hosting — the Harpenden map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Harpenden is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Website Hosting, and a word about Harpenden

Harpenden runs on knowing a bloke who knows a bloke. Your website is for everyone who doesn't know that bloke yet.

Half the businesses round Harpenden are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.

We're not local to Harpenden, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.

Send us the name of your Harpenden business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.

Real-world example

Example: Website Hosting in Harpenden

Delaney Group — Harpenden. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.

What we built

  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out

What happened

Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.

9 → 20

Enquiries / month

6.5s → 1.1s

Load time

21 days

Built in

£1550

Cost

"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."

Also in Harpenden: Hosting & Support

Everything below has its own Harpenden page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Daily BackupsMaintenanceManaged HostingMonthly SupportPerformance OptimisationRescue JobsSecurity MonitoringSSL CertificatesWebsite UpdatesBusiness Websites

Website Hosting without the Harpenden bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

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Daily Backups

Automated daily backups with easy restore options.

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Maintenance

Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.

from £75/moMore hosting & support

Managed Hosting

We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.

from £15/mo

Website Hosting near Harpenden

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Harpenden town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.