Harray, Orkney Islands
Slate Carving in Harray
Nobody in Harray rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Harray businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Harray businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving harray"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Harray map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Harray is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Harray
Harray is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Orkney Islands isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Harray process.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Harray
Pemberton Bros — Harray. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
11 → 34
Enquiries / month
7.7s → 1.3s
Load time
19 days
Built in
£2100
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Harray: Services
Everything below has its own Harray page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Harray bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Harray
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Harray town centre.
- Slate Carving in Appietownnext door
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- Slate Carving in Bimbister2 km
- Slate Carving in Huntscarth2 km
- Slate Carving in Hourston2 km
- Slate Carving in Knarston3 km
- Slate Carving in Grimeston3 km
- Slate Carving in Dounby3 km
- Slate Carving in Beaquoy4 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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