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Everything in Hayes and Coney Hall

Hayes and Coney Hall, Greater London

Maintenance in Hayes and Coney Hall

Your competitors in Hayes and Coney Hall are one bad website away from losing the job to you.

from £75/mo

What maintenance looks like round here

Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.

We work with Hayes and Coney Hall businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Hayes and Coney Hall businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "maintenance hayes and coney hall"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Maintenance — the Hayes and Coney Hall map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Hayes and Coney Hall is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Maintenance, and a word about Hayes and Coney Hall

You won't win Hayes and Coney Hall on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.

If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Hayes and Coney Hall job and we'll tell you the cost.

Real-world example

Example: Maintenance in Hayes and Coney Hall

Ashworth & Daughters — Hayes and Coney Hall. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.

What we built

  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds

What happened

The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.

10 → 36

Enquiries / month

6.7s → 1.5s

Load time

21 days

Built in

£800

Cost

"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."

Also in Hayes and Coney Hall: Hosting & Support

Everything below has its own Hayes and Coney Hall page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Daily BackupsManaged HostingMonthly SupportPerformance OptimisationRescue JobsSecurity MonitoringSSL CertificatesWebsite HostingWebsite UpdatesBusiness Websites

Maintenance without the Hayes and Coney Hall bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

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Daily Backups

Automated daily backups with easy restore options.

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Managed Hosting

We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.

from £15/moMore hosting & support

Monthly Support

A set number of support hours each month for tweaks and fixes.

from £75/mo

Maintenance near Hayes and Coney Hall

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Hayes and Coney Hall town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.