Hayes, Greater London
Pub Signs in Hayes
Your competitors in Hayes are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £99
What pub signs looks like round here
Traditional carved slate signs for pubs and inns.
We work with Hayes businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Hayes businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "pub signs hayes"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 93,928 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Pub Signs — the Hayes map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Hayes is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Pub Signs, and a word about Hayes
About 93,928 people live in Hayes. Word of mouth still does half the work here — your site's job is the other half, at two in the morning, on a phone.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Hayes process.
Real-world example
Example: Pub Signs in Hayes
Kowalczyk Bros — Hayes. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
10 → 30
Enquiries / month
9.3s → 1.3s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£2100
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Hayes: Slate Carving
Everything below has its own Hayes page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Pub Signs without the Hayes bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Pub Signs near Hayes
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Hayes town centre.
- Pub Signs in Botwellnext door
- Pub Signs in Townfield1 km
- Pub Signs in Barnhill2 km
- Pub Signs in Hillingdon Heath2 km
- Pub Signs in Charville2 km
- Pub Signs in Pinkwell2 km
- Pub Signs in Yeading2 km
- Pub Signs in Colham Green3 km
- Pub Signs in Hillingdon3 km
- Pub Signs in Southall Broadway3 km
- Pub Signs in Southall Green3 km
- Pub Signs in Brunel3 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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