Hayes, Greater London
Social Media in Hayes
Half the Hayes search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Hayes businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Hayes businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media hayes"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 93,928 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Hayes map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Hayes is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Hayes
About 93,928 people live in Hayes. Word of mouth still does half the work here — your site's job is the other half, at two in the morning, on a phone.
You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Hayes. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Hayes job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Hayes
Pemberton Bros — Hayes. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
4 → 69
Enquiries / month
9.2s → 1.3s
Load time
21 days
Built in
£850
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Hayes: Services
Everything below has its own Hayes page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Hayes bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Hayes
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Hayes town centre.
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- Social Media in Barnhill2 km
- Social Media in Hillingdon Heath2 km
- Social Media in Charville2 km
- Social Media in Pinkwell2 km
- Social Media in Yeading2 km
- Social Media in Colham Green3 km
- Social Media in Hillingdon3 km
- Social Media in Southall Broadway3 km
- Social Media in Southall Green3 km
- Social Media in Brunel3 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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