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Everything in Headstone

Headstone, Greater London

Maintenance in Headstone

Half the Headstone search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.

from £75/mo

What maintenance looks like round here

Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.

We work with Headstone businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Headstone businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "maintenance headstone"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 14,900 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Maintenance — the Headstone map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Headstone is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Maintenance, and a word about Headstone

You won't win Headstone on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.

Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Headstone job and we'll tell you the cost.

Real-world example

Example: Maintenance in Headstone

Nowak Services — Headstone. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Plenty of traffic, no enquiries. People landed, got confused, and left to ring someone else.

What we built

  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring

What happened

Ranked top three locally for the phrases that actually pay, not vanity keywords.

9 → 35

Enquiries / month

8.9s → 1.2s

Load time

20 days

Built in

£900

Cost

"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."

Also in Headstone: Hosting & Support

Everything below has its own Headstone page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Daily BackupsManaged HostingMonthly SupportPerformance OptimisationRescue JobsSecurity MonitoringSSL CertificatesWebsite HostingWebsite UpdatesBusiness Websites

Maintenance without the Headstone bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

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Daily Backups

Automated daily backups with easy restore options.

from £10/moMore hosting & support

Managed Hosting

We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.

from £15/moMore hosting & support

Monthly Support

A set number of support hours each month for tweaks and fixes.

from £75/mo

Maintenance near Headstone

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Headstone town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
Get in touch

Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.