Herne, Kent
Business Consultancy in Herne
Your competitors in Herne are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £99/hr
What business consultancy looks like round here
Straight advice on your website, marketing and systems.
We work with Herne businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Herne businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "business consultancy herne"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Business Consultancy — the Herne map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Herne is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Business Consultancy, and a word about Herne
You won't win Herne on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Herne job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Business Consultancy in Herne
Delaney Group — Herne. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
5 → 19
Enquiries / month
8.8s → 1.1s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£1800
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
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Everything below has its own Herne page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Business Consultancy without the Herne bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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