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Email Marketing in Hey Houses

Nobody in Hey Houses rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.

from £79/mo

What email marketing looks like round here

Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.

We work with Hey Houses businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Hey Houses businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "email marketing hey houses"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Email Marketing — the Hey Houses map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Hey Houses is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Email Marketing, and a word about Hey Houses

Hey Houses is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.

You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".

Send us the name of your Hey Houses business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.

Real-world example

Example: Email Marketing in Hey Houses

Pemberton Bros — Hey Houses. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.

What we built

  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile

What happened

Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.

6 → 38

Enquiries / month

8.9s → 1.3s

Load time

21 days

Built in

£1950

Cost

"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."

Also in Hey Houses: Digital Marketing

Everything below has its own Hey Houses page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

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Email Marketing without the Hey Houses bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

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Email Marketing near Hey Houses

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Hey Houses town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
Get in touch

Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.