
Hey, Lancashire
Maintenance in Hey
Hey isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £75/mo
What maintenance looks like round here
Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.
We work with Hey businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Hey businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "maintenance hey"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Maintenance — the Hey map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Hey is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Maintenance, and a word about Hey
Hey is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Lancashire isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
We're not local to Hey, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Hey job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Maintenance in Hey
Bellamy Trading — Hey. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Plenty of traffic, no enquiries. People landed, got confused, and left to ring someone else.
What we built
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
What happened
Ranked top three locally for the phrases that actually pay, not vanity keywords.
3 → 65
Enquiries / month
7.9s → 1.4s
Load time
20 days
Built in
£1500
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Hey: Hosting & Support
Everything below has its own Hey page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Maintenance without the Hey bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Daily Backups
Automated daily backups with easy restore options.
from £10/moMore hosting & supportManaged Hosting
We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.
from £15/moMore hosting & supportMonthly Support
A set number of support hours each month for tweaks and fixes.
from £75/moMaintenance near Hey
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Hey town centre.
- Maintenance in Foulridge1 km
- Maintenance in Salterforth3 km
- Maintenance in Blacko3 km
- Maintenance in Kelbrook3 km
- Maintenance in Colne3 km
- Maintenance in Higherford3 km
- Maintenance in Primet Bridge3 km
- Maintenance in Sough3 km
- Maintenance in Lenches3 km
- Maintenance in Carry Bridge3 km
- Maintenance in North Holme4 km
- Maintenance in Long Ing4 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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