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Hey, Lancashire

Marketing Strategy in Hey

Half the Hey search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.

from £500

What marketing strategy looks like round here

A clear plan that tells you where to spend and what to ignore.

We work with Hey businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Hey businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "marketing strategy hey"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Marketing Strategy — the Hey map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Hey is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Marketing Strategy, and a word about Hey

You won't win Hey on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.

Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.

Send us the name of your Hey business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.

Real-world example

Example: Marketing Strategy in Hey

Pemberton Bros — Hey. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.

What we built

  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile

What happened

They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.

5 → 70

Enquiries / month

9.6s → 1.3s

Load time

19 days

Built in

£2050

Cost

"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."

Also in Hey: Digital Marketing

Everything below has its own Hey page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

AnalyticsConversion OptimisationEmail MarketingFacebook AdsGoogle AdsInstagram AdsLanding PagesLead GenerationSMS MarketingBusiness Websites

Marketing Strategy without the Hey bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All digital marketing
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Analytics

Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.

from £200More digital marketing

Conversion Optimisation

Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.

from £350More digital marketing

Email Marketing

Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.

from £79/mo

Marketing Strategy near Hey

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Hey town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.