Heylor, Shetland Islands
Mascot Design in Heylor
Heylor isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £500
What mascot design looks like round here
A memorable character that makes your business stick in people's heads.
We work with Heylor businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Heylor businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "mascot design heylor"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Mascot Design — the Heylor map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Heylor is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Mascot Design, and a word about Heylor
Heylor is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Shetland Islands isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
We're not local to Heylor, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Heylor job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Mascot Design in Heylor
Rowntree Ltd — Heylor. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
9 → 68
Enquiries / month
6.4s → 1.7s
Load time
13 days
Built in
£1400
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Heylor: Branding & Design
Everything below has its own Heylor page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Mascot Design without the Heylor bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Brand Guidelines
A rulebook so your brand stays consistent everywhere it appears.
from £650More branding & designBrand Identity
Colours, fonts, tone and visuals that actually feel like you.
from £549More branding & designBusiness Stationery
Letterheads, compliment slips and cards that match your brand.
from £200Mascot Design near Heylor
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Heylor town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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