Hoaden, Kent
Brand Guidelines in Hoaden
Half the Hoaden search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £650
What brand guidelines looks like round here
A rulebook so your brand stays consistent everywhere it appears.
We work with Hoaden businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Hoaden businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "brand guidelines hoaden"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Brand Guidelines — the Hoaden map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Hoaden is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Brand Guidelines, and a word about Hoaden
You won't win Hoaden on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your Hoaden business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Brand Guidelines in Hoaden
Merriman & Sons — Hoaden. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
11 → 43
Enquiries / month
7.0s → 1.6s
Load time
20 days
Built in
£2000
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Hoaden: Branding & Design
Everything below has its own Hoaden page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Brand Guidelines without the Hoaden bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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from £99Brand Guidelines near Hoaden
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Hoaden town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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