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Hog Hatch, Surrey

Analytics in Hog Hatch

Hog Hatch isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.

from £200

What analytics looks like round here

Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.

We work with Hog Hatch businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Hog Hatch businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "analytics hog hatch"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Analytics — the Hog Hatch map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Hog Hatch is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Analytics, and a word about Hog Hatch

Hog Hatch is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

Half the businesses round Hog Hatch are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.

We're not local to Hog Hatch, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Hog Hatch process.

Real-world example

Example: Analytics in Hog Hatch

Fitzgerald Services — Hog Hatch. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.

What we built

  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell

What happened

They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.

11 → 52

Enquiries / month

6.9s → 1.2s

Load time

8 days

Built in

£900

Cost

"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."

Also in Hog Hatch: Digital Marketing

Everything below has its own Hog Hatch page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Conversion OptimisationEmail MarketingFacebook AdsGoogle AdsInstagram AdsLanding PagesLead GenerationMarketing StrategySMS MarketingBusiness Websites

Analytics without the Hog Hatch bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All digital marketing
More digital marketing

Conversion Optimisation

Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.

from £350More digital marketing

Email Marketing

Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.

from £79/moMore digital marketing

Facebook Ads

Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.

from £300/mo + spend

Analytics near Hog Hatch

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Hog Hatch town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
Get in touch

Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.