
Hoo, Medway
Business Websites in Hoo
Hoo isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £399
What business websites looks like round here
Proper brochure sites that explain what you do and get the phone ringing.
We work with Hoo businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Hoo businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "business websites hoo"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 5,377 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Business Websites — the Hoo map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Hoo is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Business Websites, and a word about Hoo
Hoo is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
We're not local to Hoo, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Hoo job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Business Websites in Hoo
Kaur & Co — Hoo. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
5 → 40
Enquiries / month
7.2s → 1.8s
Load time
16 days
Built in
£1950
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Hoo: Website Design
Everything below has its own Hoo page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Business Websites without the Hoo bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Booking Websites
Let customers book and pay online without the back-and-forth.
from £549More website designCustom Websites
A fast, mobile-first site designed around your business, not a template.
from £399More website designDomain Names
We register and manage your domains so you don't forget to renew them.
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Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Hoo town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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