
Hordle, Hampshire
Analytics in Hordle
Your competitors in Hordle are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with Hordle businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Hordle businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics hordle"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the Hordle map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Hordle is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about Hordle
You won't win Hordle on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Half the businesses round Hordle are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
Send us the name of your Hordle business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in Hordle
Rowntree Ltd — Hordle. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
9 → 20
Enquiries / month
8.1s → 1.7s
Load time
21 days
Built in
£1550
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Hordle: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Hordle page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the Hordle bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
from £350More digital marketingEmail Marketing
Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
from £79/moMore digital marketingFacebook Ads
Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
from £300/mo + spendAnalytics near Hordle
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Hordle town centre.
- Analytics in Leagreen2 km
- Analytics in Tiptoe2 km
- Analytics in New Milton2 km
- Analytics in Mead End3 km
- Analytics in Old Milton3 km
- Analytics in Bashley3 km
- Analytics in Sway3 km
- Analytics in Durns Town3 km
- Analytics in Upper Pennington4 km
- Analytics in Lymore4 km
- Analytics in Barton on Sea4 km
- Analytics in Milford on Sea4 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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