
Horner, Somerset
Website Copywriting in Horner
Horner isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £99/page
What website copywriting looks like round here
Pages that explain what you do and why customers should care.
We work with Horner businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Horner businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "website copywriting horner"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Website Copywriting — the Horner map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Horner is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Website Copywriting, and a word about Horner
Horner is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Somerset isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
We're not local to Horner, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Horner job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Website Copywriting in Horner
Duffy & Sons — Horner. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
11 → 52
Enquiries / month
6.8s → 1.6s
Load time
18 days
Built in
£1550
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Horner: Content Creation
Everything below has its own Horner page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Website Copywriting without the Horner bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Area Pages
Target every location you serve with locally focused content.
from £75/pageMore content creationBlog Writing
Regular posts that build authority and bring in search traffic.
from £100/postMore content creationCase Studies
Proof that you've done it before and done it well.
from £200Website Copywriting near Horner
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Horner town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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