
Horner, Somerset
Website Maintenance in Horner
Horner isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £75/mo
What website maintenance looks like round here
Updates, backups and someone to call when it breaks.
We work with Horner businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Horner businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "website maintenance horner"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Website Maintenance — the Horner map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Horner is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Website Maintenance, and a word about Horner
Horner is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Horner. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.
We're not local to Horner, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Horner job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Website Maintenance in Horner
Kaur & Co — Horner. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
8 → 25
Enquiries / month
9.0s → 1.8s
Load time
16 days
Built in
£2000
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Horner: Website Design
Everything below has its own Horner page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Website Maintenance without the Horner bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Booking Websites
Let customers book and pay online without the back-and-forth.
from £549More website designBusiness Websites
Proper brochure sites that explain what you do and get the phone ringing.
from £399More website designCustom Websites
A fast, mobile-first site designed around your business, not a template.
from £399Website Maintenance near Horner
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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