Horselees, Kent
Brand Identity in Horselees
Half the Horselees search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £549
What brand identity looks like round here
Colours, fonts, tone and visuals that actually feel like you.
We work with Horselees businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Horselees businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "brand identity horselees"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Brand Identity — the Horselees map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Horselees is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Brand Identity, and a word about Horselees
You won't win Horselees on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Horselees process.
Real-world example
Example: Brand Identity in Horselees
Rowntree Ltd — Horselees. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
5 → 37
Enquiries / month
6.8s → 1.7s
Load time
19 days
Built in
£1750
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Horselees: Branding & Design
Everything below has its own Horselees page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Brand Identity without the Horselees bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Brand Guidelines
A rulebook so your brand stays consistent everywhere it appears.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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