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Horsey, Norfolk

Social Media in Horsey

Half the Horsey search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.

What social media looks like round here

Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.

We work with Horsey businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Horsey businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "social media horsey"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Social Media — the Horsey map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Horsey is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Social Media, and a word about Horsey

You won't win Horsey on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.

Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.

Send us the name of your Horsey business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.

Real-world example

Example: Social Media in Horsey

Kowalczyk Bros — Horsey. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.

What we built

  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out

What happened

Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.

9 → 44

Enquiries / month

7.3s → 1.3s

Load time

17 days

Built in

£2000

Cost

"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."

Also in Horsey: Services

Everything below has its own Horsey page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

AI & AutomationBranding & DesignBusiness GrowthContent CreationDigital MarketingHosting & SupportPhotography & VideoPrint DesignSEOSigns & Displays

Social Media without the Horsey bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All social media
More social media

Cover Photos

Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.

from £50More social media

Facebook Setup

Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.

from £99More social media

Instagram Setup

Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.

from £99

Social Media near Horsey

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Horsey town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.