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Everything in Hose

Hose, Leicestershire

Maintenance in Hose

Half the Hose search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.

from £75/mo

What maintenance looks like round here

Updates, backups, security patches and someone to call when things go sideways.

We work with Hose businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Hose businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "maintenance hose"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 580 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Maintenance — the Hose map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Hose is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Maintenance, and a word about Hose

You won't win Hose on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Hose. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.

Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.

Send us the name of your Hose business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.

Real-world example

Example: Maintenance in Hose

Bellamy Trading — Hose. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.

What we built

  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring

What happened

They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.

8 → 67

Enquiries / month

6.4s → 1.4s

Load time

18 days

Built in

£2100

Cost

"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."

Also in Hose: Hosting & Support

Everything below has its own Hose page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Daily BackupsManaged HostingMonthly SupportPerformance OptimisationRescue JobsSecurity MonitoringSSL CertificatesWebsite HostingWebsite UpdatesBusiness Websites

Maintenance without the Hose bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

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Daily Backups

Automated daily backups with easy restore options.

from £10/moMore hosting & support

Managed Hosting

We handle updates, security and performance so you don't have to.

from £15/moMore hosting & support

Monthly Support

A set number of support hours each month for tweaks and fixes.

from £75/mo

Maintenance near Hose

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Hose town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
Get in touch

Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.