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Everything in Houbie

Houbie, Shetland Islands

Landing Pages in Houbie

Half the Houbie search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.

from £249

What landing pages looks like round here

High-converting pages built specifically for ad traffic.

We work with Houbie businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Houbie businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "landing pages houbie"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Landing Pages — the Houbie map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Houbie is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Landing Pages, and a word about Houbie

You won't win Houbie on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.

Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.

Send us the name of your Houbie business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.

Real-world example

Example: Landing Pages in Houbie

Rowntree Ltd — Houbie. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.

What we built

  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal

What happened

Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.

3 → 32

Enquiries / month

9.0s → 1.7s

Load time

9 days

Built in

£1450

Cost

"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."

Also in Houbie: Digital Marketing

Everything below has its own Houbie page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

AnalyticsConversion OptimisationEmail MarketingFacebook AdsGoogle AdsInstagram AdsLead GenerationMarketing StrategySMS MarketingBusiness Websites

Landing Pages without the Houbie bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All digital marketing
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Analytics

Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.

from £200More digital marketing

Conversion Optimisation

Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.

from £350More digital marketing

Email Marketing

Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.

from £79/mo

Landing Pages near Houbie

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Houbie town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.