Houlland, Shetland Islands
Product Descriptions in Houlland
Half the Houlland search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £25 each
What product descriptions looks like round here
Descriptions that sell the benefit, not just list the spec.
We work with Houlland businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Houlland businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "product descriptions houlland"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Product Descriptions — the Houlland map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Houlland is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Product Descriptions, and a word about Houlland
You won't win Houlland on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in Shetland Islands isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Houlland process.
Real-world example
Example: Product Descriptions in Houlland
Fitzgerald Services — Houlland. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
5 → 37
Enquiries / month
7.3s → 1.2s
Load time
10 days
Built in
£1400
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Houlland: Content Creation
Everything below has its own Houlland page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Product Descriptions without the Houlland bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Area Pages
Target every location you serve with locally focused content.
from £75/pageMore content creationBlog Writing
Regular posts that build authority and bring in search traffic.
from £100/postMore content creationCase Studies
Proof that you've done it before and done it well.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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