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Houmets, Guernsey

Hosting & Support in Houmets

Nobody in Houmets rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.

What hosting & support looks like round here

Keep your site online, fast and secure without the technical headaches.

We work with Houmets businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Houmets businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "hosting & support houmets"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Hosting & Support — the Houmets map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Houmets is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Hosting & Support, and a word about Houmets

Houmets is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Houmets. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.

You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Houmets process.

Real-world example

Example: Hosting & Support in Houmets

Braithwaite Group — Houmets. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.

What we built

  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds

What happened

They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.

8 → 70

Enquiries / month

6.3s → 1.1s

Load time

11 days

Built in

£950

Cost

"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."

Also in Houmets: Services

Everything below has its own Houmets page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

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Hosting & Support without the Houmets bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

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Hosting & Support near Houmets

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Houmets town centre.

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