Houmets, Guernsey
LinkedIn Setup in Houmets
Nobody in Houmets rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £99
What linkedin setup looks like round here
Personal or company page that doesn't scream 'I made this in an hour'.
We work with Houmets businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Houmets businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "linkedin setup houmets"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
LinkedIn Setup — the Houmets map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Houmets is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
LinkedIn Setup, and a word about Houmets
Houmets is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Houmets. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
Send us the name of your Houmets business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: LinkedIn Setup in Houmets
Delaney Group — Houmets. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
5 → 58
Enquiries / month
8.6s → 1.1s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£900
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Houmets: Social Media
Everything below has its own Houmets page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
LinkedIn Setup without the Houmets bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
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Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
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Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
- All over the UK · Mon–Fri 8am–6pm
Find us on the map — 141 King Street, Brynmawr, Ebbw Vale NP23 4ST. The kettle's always on.