Housetter, Shetland Islands
Email Copy in Housetter
Housetter isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £100/email
What email copy looks like round here
Subject lines and body copy that get opens and clicks.
We work with Housetter businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Housetter businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "email copy housetter"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Email Copy — the Housetter map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Housetter is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Email Copy, and a word about Housetter
Housetter is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
We're not local to Housetter, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your Housetter business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Email Copy in Housetter
Hargreaves & Daughters — Housetter. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
11 → 34
Enquiries / month
8.1s → 1.5s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£1200
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
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Everything below has its own Housetter page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Email Copy without the Housetter bit
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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