
Houss, Shetland Islands
Brand Identity in Houss
Half the Houss search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £549
What brand identity looks like round here
Colours, fonts, tone and visuals that actually feel like you.
We work with Houss businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Houss businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "brand identity houss"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Brand Identity — the Houss map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Houss is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Brand Identity, and a word about Houss
You won't win Houss on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your Houss business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Brand Identity in Houss
Kowalczyk Bros — Houss. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
8 → 64
Enquiries / month
8.2s → 1.3s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£1150
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Houss: Branding & Design
Everything below has its own Houss page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Brand Identity without the Houss bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Brand Guidelines
A rulebook so your brand stays consistent everywhere it appears.
from £650More branding & designBusiness Stationery
Letterheads, compliment slips and cards that match your brand.
from £200More branding & designColour Schemes
A palette that works online, in print and on your van.
from £99Brand Identity near Houss
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Houss town centre.
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- Brand Identity in Hamnavoe4 km
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- Brand Identity in Fladdabister6 km
- Brand Identity in Quarff6 km
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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