Houton, Orkney Islands
Social Media in Houton
Houton isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Houton businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Houton businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media houton"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Houton map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Houton is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Houton
Houton is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Half the businesses round Houton are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
We're not local to Houton, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your Houton business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Houton
Pemberton Bros — Houton. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
10 → 48
Enquiries / month
7.8s → 1.3s
Load time
15 days
Built in
£1950
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Houton: Services
Everything below has its own Houton page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Houton bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Houton
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Houton town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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