
How Green, Kent
Analytics in How Green
Half the How Green search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with How Green businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why How Green businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics how green"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the How Green map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where How Green is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about How Green
You won't win How Green on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
You don't need a brand strategy workshop in How Green. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the How Green job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in How Green
Kaur & Co — How Green. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
4 → 36
Enquiries / month
9.3s → 1.8s
Load time
18 days
Built in
£1950
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in How Green: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own How Green page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the How Green bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
from £350More digital marketingEmail Marketing
Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
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Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
from £300/mo + spendAnalytics near How Green
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from How Green town centre.
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- Analytics in Stick Hill3 km
- Analytics in Markbeech3 km
- Analytics in Pootings4 km
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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