How Green, Kent
Mascot Design in How Green
Half the How Green search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £500
What mascot design looks like round here
A memorable character that makes your business stick in people's heads.
We work with How Green businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why How Green businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "mascot design how green"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Mascot Design — the How Green map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where How Green is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Mascot Design, and a word about How Green
You won't win How Green on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your How Green business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Mascot Design in How Green
Prendergast Trading — How Green. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
8 → 46
Enquiries / month
7.3s → 1.4s
Load time
8 days
Built in
£1450
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in How Green: Branding & Design
Everything below has its own How Green page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Mascot Design without the How Green bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Brand Guidelines
A rulebook so your brand stays consistent everywhere it appears.
from £650More branding & designBrand Identity
Colours, fonts, tone and visuals that actually feel like you.
from £549More branding & designBusiness Stationery
Letterheads, compliment slips and cards that match your brand.
from £200Mascot Design near How Green
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from How Green town centre.
- Mascot Design in Harbroughnext door
- Mascot Design in Bough Beech1 km
- Mascot Design in Hever2 km
- Mascot Design in Four Elms2 km
- Mascot Design in Mowshurst3 km
- Mascot Design in Hill Hoath3 km
- Mascot Design in Chiddingstone3 km
- Mascot Design in Edenbridge3 km
- Mascot Design in Stick Hill3 km
- Mascot Design in Markbeech3 km
- Mascot Design in Pootings4 km
- Mascot Design in Winkhurst Green4 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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