
Howlish, County Durham
Analytics in Howlish
Your competitors in Howlish are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with Howlish businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Howlish businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics howlish"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the Howlish map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Howlish is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about Howlish
You won't win Howlish on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
Send us the name of your Howlish business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in Howlish
Rowntree Ltd — Howlish. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
7 → 36
Enquiries / month
7.5s → 1.7s
Load time
9 days
Built in
£750
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Howlish: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Howlish page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the Howlish bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
from £350More digital marketingEmail Marketing
Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
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Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
from £300/mo + spendAnalytics near Howlish
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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