
Hoxton, Greater London
Analytics in Hoxton
Your competitors in Hoxton are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with Hoxton businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Hoxton businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics hoxton"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the Hoxton map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Hoxton is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about Hoxton
You won't win Hoxton on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Hoxton process.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in Hoxton
Rowntree Ltd — Hoxton. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
3 → 35
Enquiries / month
8.0s → 1.7s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£1700
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Hoxton: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Hoxton page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the Hoxton bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
from £350More digital marketingEmail Marketing
Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
from £79/moMore digital marketingFacebook Ads
Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
from £300/mo + spendAnalytics near Hoxton
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Hoxton town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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