Hoxton, Greater London
Social Media in Hoxton
Half the Hoxton search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Hoxton businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Hoxton businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media hoxton"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Hoxton map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Hoxton is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Hoxton
You won't win Hoxton on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in Greater London isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Hoxton job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Hoxton
Kowalczyk Bros — Hoxton. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
4 → 18
Enquiries / month
7.2s → 1.3s
Load time
21 days
Built in
£1250
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Hoxton: Services
Everything below has its own Hoxton page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Hoxton bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Hoxton
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Hoxton town centre.
- Social Media in St. Peter'snext door
- Social Media in De Beauvoirnext door
- Social Media in Canonburynext door
- Social Media in Islington1 km
- Social Media in Old Street1 km
- Social Media in Haggerston1 km
- Social Media in St Luke's1 km
- Social Media in Bunhill1 km
- Social Media in Shoreditch1 km
- Social Media in Finsbury2 km
- Social Media in Mildmay2 km
- Social Media in Pentonville2 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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