Hoy, Orkney Islands
Blog Writing in Hoy
Nobody in Hoy rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £100/post
What blog writing looks like round here
Regular posts that build authority and bring in search traffic.
We work with Hoy businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Hoy businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "blog writing hoy"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Blog Writing — the Hoy map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Hoy is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Blog Writing, and a word about Hoy
Hoy is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Orkney Islands isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Hoy job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Blog Writing in Hoy
Bellamy Trading — Hoy. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
7 → 30
Enquiries / month
9.8s → 1.4s
Load time
18 days
Built in
£1200
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Hoy: Content Creation
Everything below has its own Hoy page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Blog Writing without the Hoy bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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