Hoy, Orkney Islands
Business Consultancy in Hoy
Half the Hoy search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £99/hr
What business consultancy looks like round here
Straight advice on your website, marketing and systems.
We work with Hoy businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Hoy businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "business consultancy hoy"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Business Consultancy — the Hoy map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Hoy is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Business Consultancy, and a word about Hoy
You won't win Hoy on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Hoy process.
Real-world example
Example: Business Consultancy in Hoy
Delaney Group — Hoy. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
4 → 51
Enquiries / month
7.5s → 1.1s
Load time
15 days
Built in
£1350
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Hoy: Business Growth
Everything below has its own Hoy page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Business Consultancy without the Hoy bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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