Hoy, Orkney Islands
Hoodies in Hoy
Nobody in Hoy rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £35
What hoodies looks like round here
Custom hoodies with your logo, perfect for team and promo wear.
We work with Hoy businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Hoy businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "hoodies hoy"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Hoodies — the Hoy map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Hoy is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Hoodies, and a word about Hoy
Hoy is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Hoy process.
Real-world example
Example: Hoodies in Hoy
Nowak Services — Hoy. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Plenty of traffic, no enquiries. People landed, got confused, and left to ring someone else.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
Ranked top three locally for the phrases that actually pay, not vanity keywords.
6 → 41
Enquiries / month
8.0s → 1.2s
Load time
20 days
Built in
£2100
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Hoy: Workwear
Everything below has its own Hoy page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Hoodies without the Hoy bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Hoodies near Hoy
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Hoy town centre.
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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