
Hoy, Orkney Islands
Takeaways in Hoy
Your competitors in Hoy are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
What takeaways looks like round here
Your own ordering, not 30% to a delivery app.
We work with Hoy businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Hoy businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "takeaways hoy"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Takeaways — the Hoy map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Hoy is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Takeaways, and a word about Hoy
You won't win Hoy on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in Orkney Islands isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Hoy process.
Real-world example
Example: Takeaways in Hoy
Braithwaite Group — Hoy. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
9 → 71
Enquiries / month
6.2s → 1.1s
Load time
19 days
Built in
£1450
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Hoy: Food, Drink & Hospitality
Everything below has its own Hoy page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Takeaways near Hoy
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Hoy town centre.
- Takeaways in Quoyness2 km
- Takeaways in Rackwick5 km
- Takeaways in Innertown6 km
- Takeaways in Stromness6 km
- Takeaways in Navershaw6 km
- Takeaways in Outertown7 km
- Takeaways in Petertown7 km
- Takeaways in Cairston7 km
- Takeaways in Clestrain8 km
- Takeaways in Houton8 km
- Takeaways in Midland9 km
- Takeaways in Quholm9 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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