07932 064593
info@websitesnobollocks.com07932 064593WhatsAppText us
Websites No Bollocks mascotWebsitesNo BollocksNo jargon. No faff. No bollocks.
Everything in Inkhorn

Inkhorn, Aberdeenshire

Analytics in Inkhorn

Nobody in Inkhorn rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.

from £200

What analytics looks like round here

Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.

We work with Inkhorn businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

Get a fixed quoteMore on Analytics

Why Inkhorn businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "analytics inkhorn"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Analytics — the Inkhorn map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Inkhorn is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Analytics, and a word about Inkhorn

Inkhorn is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Inkhorn. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.

You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".

Send us the name of your Inkhorn business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.

Real-world example

Example: Analytics in Inkhorn

Hargreaves & Daughters — Inkhorn. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.

What we built

  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out

What happened

They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.

8 → 40

Enquiries / month

8.3s → 1.5s

Load time

11 days

Built in

£950

Cost

"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."

Also in Inkhorn: Digital Marketing

Everything below has its own Inkhorn page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Conversion OptimisationEmail MarketingFacebook AdsGoogle AdsInstagram AdsLanding PagesLead GenerationMarketing StrategySMS MarketingBusiness Websites

Analytics without the Inkhorn bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All digital marketing
More digital marketing

Conversion Optimisation

Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.

from £350More digital marketing

Email Marketing

Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.

from £79/moMore digital marketing

Facebook Ads

Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.

from £300/mo + spend

Analytics near Inkhorn

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Inkhorn town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
Get in touch

Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.