
Isle of Rum, Highland
Analytics in Isle of Rum
Your competitors in Isle of Rum are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with Isle of Rum businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Isle of Rum businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics isle of rum"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 22 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the Isle of Rum map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Isle of Rum is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about Isle of Rum
You won't win Isle of Rum on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Isle of Rum job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in Isle of Rum
Hargreaves & Daughters — Isle of Rum. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
10 → 24
Enquiries / month
6.4s → 1.5s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£1150
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Isle of Rum: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own Isle of Rum page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the Isle of Rum bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
from £350More digital marketingEmail Marketing
Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
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Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
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