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Everything in Isle of Rum

Isle of Rum, Highland

Slate Carving in Isle of Rum

Your competitors in Isle of Rum are one bad website away from losing the job to you.

What slate carving looks like round here

Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.

We work with Isle of Rum businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Isle of Rum businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "slate carving isle of rum"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 22 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Slate Carving — the Isle of Rum map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Isle of Rum is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Slate Carving, and a word about Isle of Rum

You won't win Isle of Rum on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.

If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.

Send us the name of your Isle of Rum business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.

Real-world example

Example: Slate Carving in Isle of Rum

Braithwaite Group — Isle of Rum. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.

What we built

  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile

What happened

Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.

6 → 50

Enquiries / month

9.1s → 1.1s

Load time

9 days

Built in

£1450

Cost

"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."

Also in Isle of Rum: Services

Everything below has its own Isle of Rum page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

AI & AutomationBranding & DesignBusiness GrowthContent CreationDigital MarketingHosting & SupportPhotography & VideoPrint DesignSEOSigns & Displays

Slate Carving without the Isle of Rum bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All slate carving
More slate carving

Address Plaques

Clear, durable address markers in natural slate.

from £50More slate carving

Bespoke Slate Projects

One-off slate pieces designed and carved to your brief.

from £99More slate carving

Business Signs

Professional slate signage for shops, pubs and offices.

from £120

Slate Carving near Isle of Rum

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Isle of Rum town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
Get in touch

Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.