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Everything in Ivychurch

Ivychurch, Kent

Portfolio Websites in Ivychurch

Your competitors in Ivychurch are one bad website away from losing the job to you.

from £850

What portfolio websites looks like round here

Show the work, not the waffle. Fast galleries for creatives and trades.

We work with Ivychurch businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Ivychurch businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "portfolio websites ivychurch"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Portfolio Websites — the Ivychurch map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Ivychurch is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Portfolio Websites, and a word about Ivychurch

You won't win Ivychurch on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

Half the businesses round Ivychurch are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.

If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Ivychurch process.

Real-world example

Example: Portfolio Websites in Ivychurch

Bellamy Trading — Ivychurch. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.

What we built

  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover

What happened

Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.

10 → 60

Enquiries / month

6.8s → 1.4s

Load time

18 days

Built in

£1400

Cost

"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."

Also in Ivychurch: Website Design

Everything below has its own Ivychurch page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Booking WebsitesBusiness WebsitesCustom WebsitesDomain NamesE-commerce WebsitesLanding PagesTrades WebsitesWebsite HostingWebsite MaintenanceWebsite Redesigns

Portfolio Websites without the Ivychurch bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

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Booking Websites

Let customers book and pay online without the back-and-forth.

from £549More website design

Business Websites

Proper brochure sites that explain what you do and get the phone ringing.

from £399More website design

Custom Websites

A fast, mobile-first site designed around your business, not a template.

from £399

Portfolio Websites near Ivychurch

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Ivychurch town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.