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Jesmond, Newcastle upon Tyne

Analytics in Jesmond

Half the Jesmond search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.

from £200

What analytics looks like round here

Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.

We work with Jesmond businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Jesmond businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "analytics jesmond"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Analytics — the Jesmond map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Jesmond is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Analytics, and a word about Jesmond

You won't win Jesmond on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

Half the businesses round Jesmond are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.

Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.

Send us the name of your Jesmond business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.

Real-world example

Example: Analytics in Jesmond

Pemberton Bros — Jesmond. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.

What we built

  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal

What happened

They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.

11 → 61

Enquiries / month

8.8s → 1.3s

Load time

15 days

Built in

£1150

Cost

"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."

Also in Jesmond: Digital Marketing

Everything below has its own Jesmond page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Conversion OptimisationEmail MarketingFacebook AdsGoogle AdsInstagram AdsLanding PagesLead GenerationMarketing StrategySMS MarketingBusiness Websites

Analytics without the Jesmond bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All digital marketing
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Conversion Optimisation

Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.

from £350More digital marketing

Email Marketing

Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.

from £79/moMore digital marketing

Facebook Ads

Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.

from £300/mo + spend

Analytics near Jesmond

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Jesmond town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.