Jesmond, Newcastle upon Tyne
Email Copy in Jesmond
Your competitors in Jesmond are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £100/email
What email copy looks like round here
Subject lines and body copy that get opens and clicks.
We work with Jesmond businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Jesmond businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "email copy jesmond"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Email Copy — the Jesmond map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Jesmond is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Email Copy, and a word about Jesmond
You won't win Jesmond on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Jesmond job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Email Copy in Jesmond
Kowalczyk Bros — Jesmond. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
10 → 51
Enquiries / month
6.9s → 1.3s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£750
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Jesmond: Content Creation
Everything below has its own Jesmond page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Email Copy without the Jesmond bit
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Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Jesmond town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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